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Your Wallet<\/p>\n <h1>Objection<br>overruled.<br><em>Spoil me.<\/em><\/h1>\n <p class=\"ew-hero-lede\">Your favorite playful girl next door, with a naughty side. Smart enough to pass the bar, bratty enough to raise it, and the fees are non-negotiable.<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-hero-ctas\">\n <a class=\"btn btn-pink\" href=\"#exhibits\">See the Exhibits\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"#chambers\">Request a Consultation<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-hero-note\">Admitted to practice on OnlyFans, Fansly, Playboy Club & more \u00b7 18+ only<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-hero-photo\">\n <div class=\"frame\">\n \n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Ellie-Red-Lingerie-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Ellie Woods\">\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-exhibit-tag\">Exhibit A<\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-seal\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><small>CERTIFIED<\/small><span>Spoiled<\/span><small>EST. 2026<\/small><\/div>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<div class=\"ew-marquee\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"ew-marquee-track\">\n <span>Spoiled<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Smart<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Expensive<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Bratty<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Happy<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Legally Domme<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b>\n <span>Spoiled<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Smart<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Expensive<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Bratty<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Happy<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Legally Domme<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b>\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<section id=\"firm\" class=\"ew-firm wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-firm-top\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Opening Statement<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The girl next door, with a <em>naughty<\/em> side.<\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-firm-body\">\n <p>I\u2019m Ellie, your favorite blonde. Playful, sweet, a little bit wicked, and very serious about being spoiled.<\/p>\n <p>No agency, no spam. Every message, every video, every custom is just me. So don\u2019t be shy. Take a seat and come obsess over me. Court is in session.<\/p>\n <span class=\"ew-sign\">xo, Ellie<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-creds\">\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">As seen on<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Playboy Club<\/span><\/div>\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">My studio<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Legally Domme<\/span><\/div>\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">Credentials<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Dr. Susan Block Institute<\/span><\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-practice\">\n <div class=\"ew-practice-head\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Areas of Practice<\/p>\n <h3>Sweet or strict. <i>Your call.<\/i><\/h3>\n <p>The full docket is waiting for subscribers, 18+ only.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <ul class=\"ew-pills\">\n <li class=\"dark\">Girlfriend Experience<\/li>\n <li class=\"dark\">Sensual Domination<\/li>\n <li class=\"dark\">Femdom & Findom<\/li>\n <li>Tease & Denial<\/li>\n <li>JOI<\/li>\n <li>Chastity & Keyholding<\/li>\n <li>Sissy Training<\/li>\n <li>Foot Worship<\/li>\n <li>Cuck & Homewrecker<\/li>\n <li>Lingerie & Spicy Sets<\/li>\n <li class=\"hot\">Custom Requests<\/li>\n <\/ul>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"exhibits\" class=\"ew-exhibits wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-sec-head\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">The Exhibits<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">Evidence of my <em>excellence.<\/em><\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <p>Every platform, and exactly what you\u2019ll find there. New here? Start with Exhibit A.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-tier\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Open Court \u00b7 Start here<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-grid3\">\n <article class=\"ew-card dark\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">A<\/span><span class=\"ew-badge\">START HERE<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">OnlyFans<\/h3>\n <p>Uncensored videos, spicy sets, and free messaging with me personally. The best place to start.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/onlyfans.com\/bunnyelliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">B<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Fansly<\/h3>\n <p>Exclusive sets and behind-the-scenes, filed daily.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/fansly.com\/EllieWood\/posts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">C<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">LoyalFans<\/h3>\n <p>For the loyal ones. Goddess treatment, VIP access.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.loyalfans.com\/GoddessEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-tier\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Premium Counsel \u00b7 For the serious<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-grid3\">\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">D<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Playboy Club<\/h3>\n <p>Editorial, elevated, and very expensive-looking.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.playboyclub.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">E<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Legally Domme<\/h3>\n <p>My clip studio on Clips4Sale. The full case file, clip by clip.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/studio\/258429\/legally-domme-ellie-woods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">F<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">MyFreeCams<\/h3>\n <p>Live and in session. Come watch me hold court.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/share.myfreecams.com\/ItsEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-follow\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Public Record \u00b7 Free to follow<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/bunnyelliewoods\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram \u00b7 @bunnyelliewoods<\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/HiEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">X \u00b7 @HiEllieWoods<\/a>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"retainers\" class=\"ew-fees wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-center\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Retainers<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The fee schedule.<\/h2>\n <p>Spoiling me isn\u2019t optional. It\u2019s billable.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-fee-grid\">\n <article class=\"ew-fee\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 1<\/span>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Custom Counsel<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">[YOUR PRICE]<\/span>\n <p>Custom videos and photo sets, made to your brief. Specific requests? Consult me before you order.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com?subject=Custom%20request\">Order a Custom<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-fee featured\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 2<\/span><span class=\"ew-badge\">MY FAVORITE<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">The Retainer<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">Any gift on Throne<\/span>\n <p>Buy me something from my wishlist and receive a thank-you video, a video made just for you, and a 3\u20135 photo set.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-white\" href=\"https:\/\/throne.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">File on Throne<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-fee\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 3<\/span>\n <h3 class=\"name\">The Settlement<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">[YOUR AMOUNT]<\/span>\n <p>A straight tribute. No deliverable, no appeal. Just the satisfaction of doing the right thing.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/throne.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Settle on Throne<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-fee-note\">Prefer another method? <a href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email Chambers<\/a> and ask nicely.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"locker\" class=\"ew-shop wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-sec-head\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">The Shop<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The Evidence <em>Locker.<\/em><\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">Open the full Locker <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-grid4\">\n \n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: VIDEO STILL<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Custom Videos<\/span><span>Made to your brief.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: SET PREVIEW<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Custom Photo Sets<\/span><span>Your direction, my angles.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: HEELS \/ SHOES<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Worn Pieces<\/span><span>Socks, heels, shoes & more.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: OUTFIT \/ DRESS<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Outfits & Dresses<\/span><span>Straight from my closet.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-shop-note\">Physical items ship for a flat $20. All sales final. No appeals.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"chambers\" class=\"ew-chambers wrap sec\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Chambers<\/p>\n <h2>Court is in session.<br><em>Call me.<\/em><\/h2>\n <p>Private one-on-one calls, billed by the minute. Bring your best argument.<\/p>\n <div class=\"ctas\">\n <a class=\"btn btn-pink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/listings\/14108522\/call_now\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M22 16.92v3a2 2 0 0 1-2.18 2 19.79 19.79 0 0 1-8.63-3.07 19.5 19.5 0 0 1-6-6 19.79 19.79 0 0 1-3.07-8.67A2 2 0 0 1 4.11 2h3a2 2 0 0 1 2 1.72 12.84 12.84 0 0 0 .7 2.81 2 2 0 0 1-.45 2.11L8.09 9.91a16 16 0 0 0 6 6l1.27-1.27a2 2 0 0 1 2.11-.45 12.84 12.84 0 0 0 2.81.7A2 2 0 0 1 22 16.92z\"\/><\/svg>\n Call Ellie Now<\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line-light\" href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email Chambers<\/a>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n<\/main>\n\n\n<footer class=\"ew-footer wrap\">\n <div>\n <div class=\"sign\">xo, Ellie<\/div>\n <div class=\"esq\">Ellie Woods, Esq.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <nav aria-label=\"Footer\">\n <div>\n <a href=\"#exhibits\">Exhibits<\/a>\n <a href=\"#retainers\">Retainers<\/a>\n <a href=\"#locker\">Evidence Locker<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=941\">Referrals<\/a>\n <a href=\"#chambers\">Chambers<\/a>\n <a href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/nav>\n <div class=\"ew-fine\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">The Fine Print<\/span>\n <p>Adults 18+ only. 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By entering, you confirm you are at least 18 years old (or the age of majority where you live) and that viewing adult content is legal for you.<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-gate-actions\">\n <label for=\"ew-age\" class=\"btn btn-pink\" id=\"ew-gate-yes\" style=\"cursor:pointer\">I\u2019m 18 or older. Let me in.<\/label>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\" id=\"ew-gate-no\">I\u2019m under 18. Leave.<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <small>Your answer is remembered on this device for 30 days.<\/small>\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<header class=\"ew-header wrap\">\n <a class=\"ew-logo\" href=\"#top\" aria-label=\"Ellie Woods, Esq. home\"><span>Ellie Woods<\/span><span>ESQ.<\/span><\/a>\n <nav class=\"ew-nav\" aria-label=\"Main\">\n <a href=\"#firm\">The Firm<\/a>\n <a href=\"#exhibits\">Exhibits<\/a>\n <a href=\"#retainers\">Retainers<\/a>\n <a href=\"#locker\">Evidence Locker<\/a>\n <a href=\"#chambers\">Chambers<\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-pink\" href=\"https:\/\/throne.com\/elliewoods\">Retain Me<\/a>\n <details class=\"ew-menu\">\n <summary aria-label=\"Open menu\">\n <svg width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"1.8\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M4 7h16M4 12h16M4 17h10\"\/><\/svg>\n <\/summary>\n <div class=\"ew-menu-panel\">\n <a href=\"#firm\">The Firm<\/a>\n <a href=\"#exhibits\">Exhibits<\/a>\n <a href=\"#retainers\">Retainers<\/a>\n <a href=\"#locker\">Evidence Locker<\/a>\n <a href=\"#chambers\">Chambers<\/a>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=941\">Referrals<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/details>\n <\/nav>\n<\/header>\n\n<main id=\"top\">\n\n\n<section class=\"ew-hero wrap\">\n <div class=\"ew-hero-copy\">\n <p class=\"ew-case eyebrow\">Case No. 0525 \u00b7 Woods v. Your Wallet<\/p>\n <h1>Objection<br>overruled.<br><em>Spoil me.<\/em><\/h1>\n <p class=\"ew-hero-lede\">Your favorite playful girl next door, with a naughty side. Smart enough to pass the bar, bratty enough to raise it, and the fees are non-negotiable.<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-hero-ctas\">\n <a class=\"btn btn-pink\" href=\"#exhibits\">See the Exhibits\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"#chambers\">Request a Consultation<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-hero-note\">Admitted to practice on OnlyFans, Fansly, Playboy Club & more \u00b7 18+ only<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-hero-photo\">\n <div class=\"frame\">\n \n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Ellie-Red-Lingerie-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Ellie Woods\">\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-exhibit-tag\">Exhibit A<\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-seal\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><small>CERTIFIED<\/small><span>Spoiled<\/span><small>EST. 2026<\/small><\/div>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<div class=\"ew-marquee\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"ew-marquee-track\">\n <span>Spoiled<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Smart<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Expensive<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Bratty<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Happy<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Legally Domme<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b>\n <span>Spoiled<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Smart<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Expensive<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Bratty<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Happy<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b><span>Legally Domme<\/span><b>\u2726<\/b>\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<section id=\"firm\" class=\"ew-firm wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-firm-top\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Opening Statement<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The girl next door, with a <em>naughty<\/em> side.<\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-firm-body\">\n <p>I\u2019m Ellie, your favorite blonde. Playful, sweet, a little bit wicked, and very serious about being spoiled.<\/p>\n <p>No agency, no spam. Every message, every video, every custom is just me. So don\u2019t be shy. Take a seat and come obsess over me. Court is in session.<\/p>\n <span class=\"ew-sign\">xo, Ellie<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-creds\">\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">As seen on<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Playboy Club<\/span><\/div>\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">My studio<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Legally Domme<\/span><\/div>\n <div><span class=\"gold-label\">Credentials<\/span><span class=\"serif\">Dr. Susan Block Institute<\/span><\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-practice\">\n <div class=\"ew-practice-head\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Areas of Practice<\/p>\n <h3>Sweet or strict. <i>Your call.<\/i><\/h3>\n <p>The full docket is waiting for subscribers, 18+ only.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <ul class=\"ew-pills\">\n <li class=\"dark\">Girlfriend Experience<\/li>\n <li class=\"dark\">Sensual Domination<\/li>\n <li class=\"dark\">Femdom & Findom<\/li>\n <li>Tease & Denial<\/li>\n <li>JOI<\/li>\n <li>Chastity & Keyholding<\/li>\n <li>Sissy Training<\/li>\n <li>Foot Worship<\/li>\n <li>Cuck & Homewrecker<\/li>\n <li>Lingerie & Spicy Sets<\/li>\n <li class=\"hot\">Custom Requests<\/li>\n <\/ul>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"exhibits\" class=\"ew-exhibits wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-sec-head\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">The Exhibits<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">Evidence of my <em>excellence.<\/em><\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <p>Every platform, and exactly what you\u2019ll find there. New here? Start with Exhibit A.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-tier\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Open Court \u00b7 Start here<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-grid3\">\n <article class=\"ew-card dark\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">A<\/span><span class=\"ew-badge\">START HERE<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">OnlyFans<\/h3>\n <p>Uncensored videos, spicy sets, and free messaging with me personally. The best place to start.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/onlyfans.com\/bunnyelliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">B<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Fansly<\/h3>\n <p>Exclusive sets and behind-the-scenes, filed daily.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/fansly.com\/EllieWood\/posts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">C<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">LoyalFans<\/h3>\n <p>For the loyal ones. Goddess treatment, VIP access.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.loyalfans.com\/GoddessEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-tier\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Premium Counsel \u00b7 For the serious<\/p>\n <div class=\"ew-grid3\">\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">D<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Playboy Club<\/h3>\n <p>Editorial, elevated, and very expensive-looking.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.playboyclub.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">E<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Legally Domme<\/h3>\n <p>My clip studio on Clips4Sale. The full case file, clip by clip.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clips4sale.com\/studio\/258429\/legally-domme-ellie-woods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-card\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"ew-letter\">F<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">MyFreeCams<\/h3>\n <p>Live and in session. Come watch me hold court.<\/p>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/share.myfreecams.com\/ItsEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter Exhibit <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"ew-follow\">\n <p class=\"ew-tier-label\">Public Record \u00b7 Free to follow<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/bunnyelliewoods\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram \u00b7 @bunnyelliewoods<\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/HiEllieWoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">X \u00b7 @HiEllieWoods<\/a>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"retainers\" class=\"ew-fees wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-center\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Retainers<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The fee schedule.<\/h2>\n <p>Spoiling me isn\u2019t optional. It\u2019s billable.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-fee-grid\">\n <article class=\"ew-fee\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 1<\/span>\n <h3 class=\"name\">Custom Counsel<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">[YOUR PRICE]<\/span>\n <p>Custom videos and photo sets, made to your brief. Specific requests? Consult me before you order.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com?subject=Custom%20request\">Order a Custom<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-fee featured\">\n <div class=\"top\"><span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 2<\/span><span class=\"ew-badge\">MY FAVORITE<\/span><\/div>\n <h3 class=\"name\">The Retainer<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">Any gift on Throne<\/span>\n <p>Buy me something from my wishlist and receive a thank-you video, a video made just for you, and a 3\u20135 photo set.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-white\" href=\"https:\/\/throne.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">File on Throne<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <article class=\"ew-fee\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">Motion No. 3<\/span>\n <h3 class=\"name\">The Settlement<\/h3>\n <span class=\"price\">[YOUR AMOUNT]<\/span>\n <p>A straight tribute. No deliverable, no appeal. Just the satisfaction of doing the right thing.<\/p>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line\" href=\"https:\/\/throne.com\/elliewoods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Settle on Throne<\/a>\n <\/article>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-fee-note\">Prefer another method? <a href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email Chambers<\/a> and ask nicely.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"locker\" class=\"ew-shop wrap sec\">\n <div class=\"ew-sec-head\">\n <div>\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">The Shop<\/p>\n <h2 class=\"h2\">The Evidence <em>Locker.<\/em><\/h2>\n <\/div>\n <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">Open the full Locker <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M5 12h14M13 6l6 6-6 6\"\/><\/svg><\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"ew-grid4\">\n \n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: VIDEO STILL<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Custom Videos<\/span><span>Made to your brief.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: SET PREVIEW<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Custom Photo Sets<\/span><span>Your direction, my angles.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: HEELS \/ SHOES<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Worn Pieces<\/span><span>Socks, heels, shoes & more.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"ew-item\" href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=419\">\n <div class=\"ph\">PHOTO: OUTFIT \/ DRESS<\/div>\n <span class=\"serif\">Outfits & Dresses<\/span><span>Straight from my closet.<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <p class=\"ew-shop-note\">Physical items ship for a flat $20. All sales final. No appeals.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n\n\n<section id=\"chambers\" class=\"ew-chambers wrap sec\">\n <p class=\"eyebrow\">Chambers<\/p>\n <h2>Court is in session.<br><em>Call me.<\/em><\/h2>\n <p>Private one-on-one calls, billed by the minute. Bring your best argument.<\/p>\n <div class=\"ctas\">\n <a class=\"btn btn-pink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/listings\/14108522\/call_now\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M22 16.92v3a2 2 0 0 1-2.18 2 19.79 19.79 0 0 1-8.63-3.07 19.5 19.5 0 0 1-6-6 19.79 19.79 0 0 1-3.07-8.67A2 2 0 0 1 4.11 2h3a2 2 0 0 1 2 1.72 12.84 12.84 0 0 0 .7 2.81 2 2 0 0 1-.45 2.11L8.09 9.91a16 16 0 0 0 6 6l1.27-1.27a2 2 0 0 1 2.11-.45 12.84 12.84 0 0 0 2.81.7A2 2 0 0 1 22 16.92z\"\/><\/svg>\n Call Ellie Now<\/a>\n <a class=\"btn btn-line-light\" href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email Chambers<\/a>\n <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n<\/main>\n\n\n<footer class=\"ew-footer wrap\">\n <div>\n <div class=\"sign\">xo, Ellie<\/div>\n <div class=\"esq\">Ellie Woods, Esq.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <nav aria-label=\"Footer\">\n <div>\n <a href=\"#exhibits\">Exhibits<\/a>\n <a href=\"#retainers\">Retainers<\/a>\n <a href=\"#locker\">Evidence Locker<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/elliewoods.com\/?page_id=941\">Referrals<\/a>\n <a href=\"#chambers\">Chambers<\/a>\n <a href=\"mailto:hi.elliewood@gmail.com\">Email<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/nav>\n <div class=\"ew-fine\">\n <span class=\"gold-label\">The Fine Print<\/span>\n <p>Adults 18+ only. 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